Just the tip...titles and excerpts of this month's daily chain emails. We're a strange ass breed, but wouldn't have it any other way.
DANG haters..
Susan Cho to Amanda, Danny, Mercedes, me, Liz, David, Debra, Russ
show details Feb 1
I'm just sitting over here, listening to Baby Birch, and trying not to be sad about some abortion I never had, and none of y'all are writing any emails.
is that cyclist getting peed on by a bird?
Russ Sharkey to Amanda, Danny, Mercedes, me, David, Liz, Susan, Debra
show details Feb 2
I mean, what is going on here? http://eroticfalconry.com/
oh my god oh my god you guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys erin shea to Russ, Susan, Mercedes, Danny, David, Amanda, Liz, debra
show details Feb 3
you guys.
i cannahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht go to bed. i'm in deep protest mode. i went to el compadre with my old OC editor and Mick and we had a good ass time and now there's a 3-day-old donut in my lap.
um. happy thursday buddies day! oh shit. work in 6 houses? hours? yes. i would suggest leaving the restraint within the next three hours.
Women are crazy, Men are stupid
Susan Cho to Amanda, Danny, me, Mercedes, David, Debra, Liz, Russ
show details Feb 4
Seriously you guys.
ABC was going to pilot a show with that title. Thankfully that shit got shelved. Stupid name, formulaic dumbshit comedy screams.
Like making sangria in the toilet
Mercedes Taylor to Amanda, Danny, David, Debra, me, Liz, Russ, Susan
show details Feb 7
Hi guys.
Peace out
Topless Tuesdays
Susan Cho to Amanda, me, Mercedes, Danny, David, Debra, Liz, Russ
show details Feb 8
Send me your topless tuesday work pics....
Laces OUT. Laces OUT.
Susan Cho to Amanda, Danny, Mercedes, me, David, Debra, Liz, Russ
show details Feb 9
You guys. New chain screams.
I'm so hungry my stomach is growling so loud, it sounds like the noise Lisa Simpson's stomach makes in that one episode where she gets i.b.s, and Homer takes her to the sensory deprivation tank.
I got your crazybones
Susan Cho to Amanda, Danny, Mercedes, me, David, Debra, Russ, Liz
show details Feb 10
You guys. The casting director for that show emailed my sister and said they wanted to meet her and Bella asap.
I mean, I'll be really sad if she ends up some crazy sound bite on Talk Soup. But I guess she really wants on this show, cause when the casting director asked for pictures of her and Bell, she sent like..10 pictures. 3 of them were from Bells' 3 last birthday parties. And the comic strips she's made of Bella. Yeah. She's crazybones.
sucks, or canadian? Is there a difference?
erin shea to Danny, David, Mercedes, Susan, Liz, Amanda, debra, Russ
show details Feb 11
hey isn't it funny that 30 Rock was all about how Jack and Avery didn't want to have the baby born in Canada? After all our Canada-bashing yesterday? We're SO in SYNC!
heavy load
Susan Cho to Amanda, Danny, Mercedes, me, David, Debra, Liz, Russ
show details Feb 14
Happy valentimes my lovelies.
I miss you all.
Debra, how was PDX? Did Carlos like it?
I will literally be up there like once a month if you guys move.
Wait, so Erin. What happened the other night? That guy responded to your text and came over for some bone, bone bone boning?
You guys, that guy that Erin had offended weeks before was at the Thirsty Crow the other night, and he was like...really aggressive about giving Erin his phone number. Like, he asked her for it, then, went away and came back with his business card. It was realll cute.
Can't wait for this weekend screams.
Tuesdays can SUCK it
Debra Hamilton to Mercedes, Amanda, David, Danny, Russ, me, Liz
show details Feb 15
I started back to work today. That's all I have to say.
Wednesday's can SUCK it TOO
Russ Sharkey to David, Danny, Amanda, Susan, me, Debra, Liz, Mercedes
show details Feb 16
Happy Scary Buddies Day!
erin shea to Danny, debra, David, Amanda, Liz, Mercedes, Susan, Russ
show details Feb 17
You guys, I cannnahhhht stop laughing at something. First of all, I've had a LOT of mystery beers.
Secondofly, someone texted me this, about whether I want to come over or not:
'Or you can say no scary pants'
I mean. So obviously, the naturaly (hmm. or 'natural,' if you're a sober typer) response was, 'What are scary pants?'
You guys.
The salad that said, "Weow!"
David Tousley to me, Susan, Danny, Debra, Mercedes, Liz, Russ
show details Feb 23
I made that salad again and this time its in the train with me!! Susan, I owe you a tenner.
Rock it
Russ Sharkey to Amanda, Susan, me, David, Debra, Danny, Liz, Mercedes
show details Feb 24
What issss it?
Susan Cho to Amanda, Danny, Mercedes, me, David, Debra, Liz, Russ
show details Feb 25
Russ, what was that vidja? It just said, "Removed due to copyright infringement from Disney"
Was it a clip from Mulan?
cock for free!
erin shea to Amanda, Mercedes, Danny, debra, Russ, Liz, Susan, David
show details Feb 28
ugh you guys. what WAS that oscars bull shit? I thought they would have at LEAST given my boyfriend who looked sexy even in that red dress his trophy for putting up with Anne Hathaway's WOO'ing every fucking person who walked on the stage. The Charlie Sheen joke was funny as hell though. And Robert Downey Jr. was really funny too. But boring that King's Speech won. So much for appealing to the younger demographic. I also liked Christian Bale calling himself out on his rant. He's fine.
Gha. Where is my mind?
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